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Last night, my friend EE and I got all dolled up in our little black dresses and glamourous make-up to go out, but weren't able to get anything together.
So what do we do?
We call up J and we have a photo-shoot at the park. At ten o'clock at night. G came, snazzily dressed in a tux that he just happened to have.
While we were taking pictures (a.k.a playing on the playground equipment), a white car shows up.
EE had a minor panic attack and pulled out a can of mace that she just happened to be carrying on her person.
The drive rolls down the window. "Ben?!" ... We pause, not quite sure what to say. "BEN?!"
G: "Who's Ben?"
Driver: "BEN, I'MMA F****** KILL YOU!!!"
... "Ben?"
The driver then pulls his car over to the parking lot across from us and gets out of his car. EE is about to run away, three-inch heels and all. He crosses the road in between us, screaming at Ben.
When he reaches the halfway point in between us and his car, he pauses and shouts "BEN?" once more.
G shouts back that none of us are Ben, nor do we know any Bens and have not seen anyone since we arrived at the park.
The driver pauses. "So you haven't seen two kids?"
No. That's what we just said.
Driver: "I'MMA F****** KILL HIM!!!"
He then drives away without another word. I'm concerned for this Ben. I'm not quite sure what he's gotten himself into, but he and his friend should hide.
Anyway, for the rest of the night, we re-named everyone we saw either Ben or Bennita. We laughed for hours.
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ONLY THREE MORE DAYS until I move into my apartment and live with my two favorite girls in the Dub area.
I hate the fact that every time I get ready to leave, something new happens to make me want to stay and see what the end result will be. I'm fairly sure that leaving is for the best in this case, though. The air is abuzz with possibilities :)
Granger Danger by Team Starkid (A Very Potter Musical)
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